Looking for that last minute gift for that ‘Someone Special’ in your life? Maybe a little something for that nagging Mother-in-Law without a sense of humor?
Well, your in luck! Moby has found the perfect gift for everyone (you missed) on your list.
It’s a new age and quality digital entertainment is available 24/7, even on holidays.
Behold! Taken By The T-Rex by Christie Sims is now available on audio!!!
And the peasants rejoice! Just give it a second…let it sink in.
Yup. ‘Dinosaur Erotica’ has finally arrived on Audible.
I mean, why not? Sometimes you’ve got to let loose a little. Even Steve Martin, the famous comedian and the last guy you might think would be weird, once confessed to wearing men’s underwear.
Here’s a blurb from the description on Audible:
Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.”
And maybe ‘Dinosaur Erotica’ is not so bad…let’s look at the pros and cons, shall we?
The Pros!
1) It has merchandising already (and an audiobook version), so how bad can it be.
2) It’s making a bit of money. According to this interview, there’s an actual market for ‘Dinosaur Erotica’.
3) The ‘action’ may actually be correctly depicted and has been ‘Fact Checked’. Take this review from Amazon, which made me weep with joy:
It is very uncommon to find accurate depictions of dinosaur on woman sex. If, like me, you have found it increasingly difficult to satisfy your need to recount old times, then this literary masterpiece is for you. No other author has truly been able to both arouse and entice my intense desire to mate with a T-Rex as accurately and successfully as Christie Sims. I would not be surprised if this book outsells the Bible and brings about a new age of literary enlightenment.“ – Hermaphlodon
4) There are DOZENS of titles to choose from.
5) At least it’s not toilet humor. Speaking of which…
Okay, now that THAT is out of the way, we move on to…
The Cons!
1) It’s ‘Dinosaur Erotica’
(Just give it a second…let it sink in.)
2) It’s not read by the author.
3) Moby did not think of this first.
I for one can’t wait for the T-Shirt.
And….there it is.
Did I mention the merchandising? What dude doesn’t want to wear THAT around town? Eh?
Moby’s. Not to be taken too seriously.
